A former tester for Microsoft, William has enjoyed luxurious homes such as:
a drainage ditch, a tree, and a flower bed. Utilizing a
"Shoot first and take names never" style of programming,
William wrote the original Form Design Tool. He got the program to the
point of utter chaos, then quit to take up Genetic Engineering. He currently
spends his time playing with his ultimate pet creation: A monkey with five asses.