HI!! I'm Drew Kearns
Yes, yes...I'm sure you're saying to yourself:
"Whoopdy Freakin' Dooo" and/or "Now there's a picture of a psycho"
Rest assured, that pic just happened to be taken when I was in a good mood!
Here's a non-psycho pic: HA HA HA...the bird....ha.....it's pecking....ha ha...it's pecking out MY EYE!! Ha ha ha....we have fun, don't we?!
Okay, okay, so some may say that my sense of humor falls into the "slightly warped" category...they may be correct.
Anyhooooo....so who the heck am I and why are you even reading this??
Put simply, I'm just another idiot with a web site, and you, dear reader, are wasting time reading this when you could be out kicking dandelions or flying a kite or whatever it is normal people do nowadays to have fun. However, you've already blown a minute or two getting this far down the page, you might as well go whole-hog and bop around the rest of the site a while...who knows, you may find something interesting!!
As for this website, it pretty much didn't change for the first 6 or so years of it's lifespan...mainly due to the large amount of effort and time I put into being lazy. So, after a few years of thinking about it, I finally got around to updating this thing.
(Which means that I don't have to touch it again for another 5 years or so!! Yay!!!)
To aide me in my quest to NOT have you write me and say something to the effect of "Your website stole 10 minutes of my life and I want them back," let it be known that there's probably not anything USEFUL here...unless you are an aspiring pilot and want to get some mild inspiration perhaps.
NOTE: Due to the afformentioned laziness (and the fact that I've sent out like 2 emails total in the past 3 years), I've decided to eliminate the "DrewNews Mailing List"
Missing that GREAT intro song/voice thing? Click here to listen to it.
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Over 134199 gazillion served!!